I'm feeling this in my thirties
All the small things I'm feeling dirty
I take my pants off and my jacket
No more first dates I couldn't hack it
I had an enema for my birthday
Took it like a man put on my game face
I spend some time with Angels and Airwaves
Hung out with aliens always
School rocks that's not where I wanna be
Soccer moms, their who I don't wanna see
My friend Gary ended up with dysentery
If this is growing up, then please don't leave me
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
This time I'm back in California
Feeling cynical I'm not feeling this
Getting older hurts when you take a piss
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Saw my favorite band at the rock show
They made a comeback but now their too old
I kept my pants on and my jacket
I didn't shit then it felt fantastic
I had my balls checked over Christmas
Happy Holidays I fucking miss them
I had a transplant from a donor
I've ended up with a tiny aw dammit
Nobody likes you when your Thirty-three
We stay together or she'll take the kids from me
My friend Adam he caught Gary's dysentery
Yeah this is growing up someone please save me
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
This time I'm back in California
Feeling cynical I'm not feeling this
Getting older hurts when you take a piss
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Please take me home to California
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Faith fell short
This time I'm back in California
Feeling cynical I'm not feeling this
Getting older hurts when you take a shit
Where are you
Please take me home to California
Please take me home to California
Just take me home to California
