If I was a boy Boy wouldn't it be super Then I could walk around In long pants every day And come home late at night No swinging dick would make A federal case out of it Things wouldn't be half as tough If I was a boy. Only when Tino, Tino, Tino kisses me And when Tino, Tino is sweet to me With Tino, Tino, Tino I figure It's great to be a little piccolina, bambina, si-sina signorina. It I was a boy With a motorcycle I'd soon be known All over town I figure I'd make A pretty good center forward Down at the soccer club That's about how I'd be I guess If I was a boy. If I was a boy I'd know oh so well Just what a boy does for love I'd get into the gay scene I'd shake up all those sexy studs I'd have action enough If I was a boy.