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[Verse 1]
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Once upon a morning dawn
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Ninja Brian and I happened upon
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A gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we
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both gazed upon a bold sight so fair
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See there, beneath the blue waterfall
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A mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,
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Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face
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For every lithe movement was exquisite grace
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I trembled in silence at the love of my life
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Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right
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"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit
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Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it
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It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
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Now marvel and witness the glory of...
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loooooove...
[Spoken Interlude]
N.C.
Here comes the pizza!
[Verse 2]
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The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
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For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese
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I don't see how I may get her soul to listen
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Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens
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I need to dream an ingenious new scheme
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So this angel shall open her heart to me
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"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too
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Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!
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As choirs of angels sing out to the sky
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In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...
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flyyyy...
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