All my friends are going out To a house in town, let’s party now We’re gonna join the crowd And make the DJ proud, let’s turn it out We enter the house, there’s a vibe in the air Lots of fun, talk and laughter, people smiling everywhere It’s been a long week and I need to unwind This party has alcohol of every kind There’s people in the pool, beers on ice The music is groovin’ and they’re dimming the lights Everybody starts dancing and I roll up my sleeves I want to leave So dance till you stop Till you want to go home This party is great, but not nearly as great As being alone It’s Saturday night I just want to have fun So many beautiful people And I don’t want to talk to a single one I forgot to mention I hate parties every time I give them a try Interacting with a stranger Makes me want to run and hide, and also die I had two sips of beer and a couple of snacks Stood against the wall and had a panic attack A guy comes up and he wants me to vape This is my hell and I cannot escape He talks about girls and his trip to France It feels like my body’s being eaten by ants I get a spam call from the cable company I'm sorry I’ve got to take this, it’s a one-time offer and they give me 10% off the dish if I order At the same as the cable and if I connect it to my Wi-Fi So dance till you stop Till you wanna go home This party is great, but it’s 7:08 And I just gotta go, go, go It’s Saturday night I just wanna have fun So many beautiful people And I didn’t talk to single one So many beautiful people singing: We’re all having fun! Beautiful people singing: We won’t stop until we see the Sun! Everybody’s singing, but I see one singing a different song Why won’t they stop? I really want to go home And all these beautiful people are making me feel like a fugly little gnome I feel the same way Really? Yeah, I hate parties I hate them too Play some music! Oy, I'm not the goddamn DJ, Michelle! I told you, I got my face stuck in this big bear head And you and your friends just started dancing around me Oh my God, I hate it when that happens It happens to me almost And every day Dude, do you want to hang out? We could, or we could Play Lady Gaga! We’re having a moment Michelle, you’re killing me! Oh my God, another chorus! Let’s break stuff! I'm freaking out Is that Dr Who? This door doesn’t open! Oh my God, I'm so drunk right now Oh, thank God, a cat the cat’s dead! Meow No, he’s all right, he’s all right If I don’t get any more attention, I’ll set myself on fire!