Am
Once every hundred thousand years
F
The most epic party in the universe
G
Will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party
Am
As it was foretold in the scrolls
F
So take that pudding, pour it on your chest
And let it melt down to your genitals
G
It's go time
[Verse 1]
Am
Oh shit!
Congrats, your ass just got invited
F
To the party of your life
G Am
Are you motherfuckin' excited?
It's a Ninja Sex Party Party
So you know it's the shit
F
I hope you like fun, cause we're havin' it
G D
Let's get this fuckin' party started!
[Chorus]
F G
Oh god, It's all goin' down
D E G
Fuck yeah, your life was bullshit until right now
D E F G
Woohoo, go ahead and let your pants hit the floor
D G
Your destiny awaits behind that door
N.c
Here we go
[Interlude]
N.C
Hey guys
You, playin', Dungeons and Dragons, or-
(cough cough)
[Verse 2]
Am
All right!
This party's off to a bit of a slow start
F
But soon it's gonna melt your brain
G
And bitchslap your heart
Am
Check out this leaf collecting album
That I made back in Autumn
F
Don't get me started on balloons
G
You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!
Am
And when the music starts to drop
The vibe's gonna change
F
We got the country themed bar mitzvah band
G Am
Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up
I am so sorry you waited
F
But now they're finally inflated
G D
So we can get this fuckin' party started!
[Chorus]
F G
Dear god, the night is on fire!
D G
This shit would make a Hobbit say
"to hell with the Shire"
D C
Hooray, are you worthy?
G
That's a definite maybe!
D C
It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked
G
And had a "Party" baby
[Outro]
C
Dance break!
I- I said dance everybody
Why is that guy naked?
Alright this party sucks
Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind
