Dm
When I was just a young man
Dm
I was wandering in the rain
F
Got struck by lightning in the junk
C
Fell to the ground in pain
Dm
But when I woke the next morning
Dm
I witnessed something odd
F
My nuts were supercharged
C
With glowing power from the gods
[Chorus]
C
They were
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F G Gm
Globes of massive strength and size
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F G Gm
Power spheres from beyond the skies
Bb C
Orbs of might, made of radiant light
Bb C
Thunder! And Lightning!
[Verse 2]
Dm
I now had a new calling
Dm
I was destined to fight crime
F
No man could escape the justice
C
My meaty clackers could provide
Dm
So I bought them a little unitard
Dm
And found them a tiny cape
F
Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang
C
And screamed “There’s no escape!”
[Chorus]
C
From the wrath of
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F G Gm
Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown
Dm
Thunder! and Lightning!
F G Gm
Rounded junk that’ll take you down
Bb C
Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor
Bb C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm D F
C Eb
[Bridge]
D
One with the power to electrify,
Ab Gm
One with the strength to smash...
F
First you hear that rumble, baby,
Ab Gm F
And then you see the flash!
D
My loins are filled like darkened clouds,
Ab Gm
Evil has no chance
F
All shall tremble before the storm
Ab Gm F
That gathers in my pants
[Interlude]
Dm
Turns out being struck by lighting
F
Doesn’t give you any powers
Gm
They caved my head in with a pipe
F
And beat me for several hours
Dm
But as I lay there half-conscious
F
With my nuts exposed to air
Gm
I looked up to the blackened sky
F Gm
And said an ancient prayer:
N.C.
Lord, if you’re there,
N.C.
please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns.
N.C.
[THUNDER CRACKLES]
N.C.
Holy shit, you’re real?!
[Chorus]
N.C.
Let there be
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F Gm
Acorns shot from the tree of life
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F Gm
High voltage nugs lighting up the night
Bb C
Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls
Bb C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm
[Outro]
N.C.
Suck ‘em!
Dm
