All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming All the gels and cremes it is pertaining To a fungus mold cured by injection Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection Oh, well, it hurts when I It hurts when I pee Oh, well, it hurts when I It hurts when I sing Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust Oh, well, it hurts when I It hurts when I pee Oh, well, it hurts when I It hurts when I sing Roll into my bed which does consist of Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus Stained dirt, vaseline, Toe Jam and Booger Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge Hmm