Aw, shit Well, they finally caught the guys who blew up those two police cars It was a couple college kids who thought the town was dumb as rocks Like we wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the sudden lack of bullshit Too few parking tickets written, too few high school parties stopped Well, I always wish you well when I pass the old gas station With the banner on the front that shows how tolerant they are You'll get told to go to hell by some summertime flatlander With a coexistence sticker on the bumper of their car And it's gone to shit without you It was shit before, but at least I had you No, there ain't nothin' to report But I hope you're bored and headed north I've been takin' your advice, and tryin' to scream less at the tourists And I've been workin' on my timin' when I ask too much of you But if I see one more Cybertruck, I swear to God, I'm gonna floor it Need somebody here to talk me out of things I can't undo And it's gone to shit without you It was shit before, but at least I had you No, there ain't nothin' to report But I hope you're bored and headed north And it's gone to shit without you It was shit before, but at least I had you No, there ain't nothin' to report But I hope you're bored and headed north God Should we keep it with the fuck up in there? That's so fuck–