G A
The first time I saw the descendents
C G
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen
G A
No one in the crowd really cared for them
C G
We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
D Em
After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl
C G
On Rodney On The ROQ late sunday night
D Em C
That was enough for me, I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza
D
and bought my all time favorite record
G A
The next time I went to the whiskey
C G
It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
G A
The latter band played faster than I could believe
C G
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
D Em
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi
C G
And Joey Shithead was a drunk
D Em
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
C G
'cuz having long hair was a mistake
Solo: D Em C G D Em C D
G A
The third time i went to the hospital
C G
I needed 13 stitches in my head
G A
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute
C G
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
D Em
My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave
C G
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs
D Em
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
C G
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash (deixe soar)
