G
[Verse]
G
I don't feel like movin'
Don't feel like talkin'
C G C G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
G
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
C G C G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[Chorus]
D
When I saw him on TV
Em
I thought he looked crazy
C G
Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy
D Em C
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
D
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
G
[Verse]
G
I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
C
And havin' trouble breathin'
G C G
Hey, hey, hey
G
I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
C
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
G C G
Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus]
D Em
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
C G
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
D Em
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
C
But then I learned the tail was a tube
D
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
G
[Bridge]
C D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
G G/F# Em
You give me somethin' to believe in
Am D
Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
C D G
I think he might have melted in a wax museum
C D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
G G/F# Em
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
Am D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
C D G
You give us all a super creepy feelin'
