You spent a small fortune trying to win my hand Now all I've got to show for is a tiny wedding band You said you take me anywhere give me anything I want But ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't You don't take me dancin' anymore All I do is waltz the broom across the kitchen floor If this is the world you promised me it's not the world I want For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't [ guitar - steel ] All you want it your TV a sixpack and some blue And you wouldn't miss that baseball game if it pass you in the news I'd ask you to take the garbage out but I already know you won't For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't You don't take me dancin' anymore... For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't