Who is he even talking about? Is it a girl or is it God? So tell me why you’re writing all your songs like you got somethin' to hide You try to make it slick, make us think it’s for a chick You’re playin' both sides, caught that lil' reference Don’t worry, don’t sweat it, don’t stress We all know that your life is a total mess I just wanna know why you write the way you do Is it cause you think you’ll lose some of your fans too? So tell me why you say what you say, but you don’t mean what you say So tell me why you don’t even know what you really should know I said Jesus is not your girlfriend I’ma scream that all the way till the end I said Jesus is not your girlfriend So there’s no need to pretend (I still don’t know who he’s talking about) You’re tellin' me that there’s more than one One way to talk about true love The crazy thing is it’s a two-way street How in the world’s He got you beat? I'm worried, I'm sweatin', I'm stressed Now I know that your life is a total mess Think I finally know why you write the way you do Is it cause you think you’ll lose some of your fans too? So tell me why you say what you say, but you don’t mean what you say So tell me why you don’t even know what you really should know I said Jesus is not your girlfriend I’ma scream that all the way till the end I said Jesus is not your girlfriend So there’s no need to pretend Is it for a girl? Or is it for a king? Is it for a girl? Or is it for a king? (Oh, okay, now I get it) So tell me why you say what you say, but you don’t mean what you say So tell me why you don’t even know what you really should know I said Jesus is not your girlfriend I’ma scream that all the way till the end I said Jesus is not your girlfriend So there’s no need to pretend I feel God in this Chili’s tonight