You're my half brother and my fully-fledged friend! We're buddies forever from beginning to the end Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! Don't have to look beside me to know that you are there! If two things act as one, are they still a pair? Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! I'm the sugar, you're the lemons, we're a weird lemonade But you're the brothers that I'd never trade! Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on! My brains when I'm confused, an arm to lean a while on Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird like you and me! You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly If we're going different ways, you're my kind of guy Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same There's no two clouds alike in the great big sky You could be a robot A banana A T-Rex A half a sandwich A flaming ball A missing link Or your mom can be a witch Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird just like Sussie! If you're fragile as paper! Or made of nothing at all You still won't be as weird as a potato head! Or a flying eyeball Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me Your age doesn't matter; it's only skin deep! When I'm around you, Jojo, my pacemaker skips a beat Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! So don't be scared to come out of your shell too! There's always someone out there to love the real you Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly If you're going different ways, you're my kind of guy Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same A space for every star in the great big sky Do do do-do do do-do do do-do-do! Do do do-do do do-do do do-do-do! Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! Weird like you and me!