I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell? Went out for some tacos, thought I'd treat myself right Now I'm stuck in a bathroom, praying for daylight Is it the salsa? I asked with a frown But that ghost pepper's haunting me, won't let me down Tried to blame it on gluten, but it's me in denial Every bite's a gamble, it's a gastro-ontestinal trial Friends are out dancing while I'm stuck in this stall I'm thinking, is it too late for a recall? I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell? Doctor said more fiber keep things moving along But when I tried to eat veggies, my gut sang a song Broccoli's a monster, it's a green leafy foe It's the king of the chaos, putting on quite a show Every time I go out, I'm checking the menu Do they have a bathroom? That's my biggest venue I'm the king of the restroom, the throne's my domain Making bathroom humor like it's my claim to fame I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell? So here's to my struggles and my gut's crazy game I'll laugh through the pain, it's all part of the fame So if you're feeling queasy, just know you're not alone We'll dance through the chaos together on the throne I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell?