She let me in, her smile was sweet candles were lit, the vibe was heat I took my coat, she said relax tonight's a little treat But something hit me, smelled like old lunch her feet so strong, so foul It crept around like death on prowl My nose went numb, my stomach growled I tried to chill but couldn't fake a smile That scent was fish and dirty, rank and vile Why it smelled like salmon in here I came for love but now it's fear y eyes went wide I swear that stench just climbed inside my ear I'm holding back but girl it's crystal clear I poured some wine, I took a sip The funk so thick it made me trip I fought to breathe, she licked her lips and tried to take a grip But girl that smell made my whole body flip I tried to stay but every breath screamed run away She smiled and asked if I would stay I lied and nodded, yeah I'm feeling great But that aroma sealed my stinking fate She leaned in close, eyes full of dreams Said you and me were meant to be She grabbed my hand, I felt a spark Or maybe it was steam I swore I'd push past everything extreme She whispered soft, let's make tonight a fairytale I'm thinking girl you're shipped unsailed I pulled her close, ignored my pride and fear Then gagged and gasped, the stench was in her ear Oh, why it smelled like salmon in here I came for love but now it's fear my face turned pale I swear that stink just shifted into gear I'm praying lord get me up outta here I tried to stand, my knees gave out The smell was loud, it screamed and shouted She kissed my cheek, I hit the floor and crawled my way right out Her body funk just flipped the night to doubt The date was done, I made it out I damn near ran No second chance, no second plan Her number block deleted, crystal clear Next time I'm bringing nose plugs, that's sincere Why it smelled like salmon in here I came for love but now it's fear The vibe was dead I swear her funk was coming outta her ear I ran so fast, I damn near disappeared So fellas learn, don't trust the scent Perfume and fish don't pay the rent Just trust your nose, if love is real You'll smell the heaven scent If you smell like salmon, get outta there my friend