You sat down on our leather chair Called everyone Said stick your toes all up in the air, Come on it i'll be fun! Some tried they thought you Were a little strange They were all right We did thirteen-thousand exercises They were all ashamed But we were all okay You called me up said Boy, you can't handle this! I was uptight Only punches below the neck Not the pretty face They all came and they gathered around Now is our time Chaos was followed by stupid laughs But i don't even care No, i don't even care I don't even care Stay back Stay home Stay home