Em D C Em D C
[Verse 1]
G C G C G
Well, I must have been stoned when this whole thing started
C G C G
Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore
C
Can't figure out where I'm at
G D
Maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico
Em C D
I think you're swell, but I ain't gonna tell you so
Em C D
I think you're great, but it's late and I'd better go
[Verse 2]
D G
Hitchhiked to Rhome
C G C G
Take a Greyhound to Fredricksburg
C G C G
Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for days
C
You say, "Maybe you can stay with me"
G D
I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan"
Em C D
You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man
Em C D
You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand
[Verse 3]
D G
Take a letter to God
C G C G
"Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfied
C G C G
Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart"
C
All's I need is a brief reprieve
G D
I keep leaving, I ain't gettin' nowhere
Em C D
Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair?
Em C D
Won't you stay? I can play like I don't care
Em C D
I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear
Em C D
I think you're fly, and that's why I'm getting out of here
[Outro]
D G C
Well, I must have been stoned
C G C G
Well, I must have been stoned
