I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I'm alright with the movies That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure I am built like a mother and a total machine I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean And I make light of the darkness I've got Sun in my motherfuckin' pocket, best believe Yeah, you know me, I Forgive, and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity Just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear With love to spare, I Forgive, and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American tits I know my place I know my place and this is it I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it, like, ah Alright, Glastonbury, I need you all to do me a favor Right now, I want you to think about something, or someone that fucking pisses you off I need you to get really angry, and when I say: Go I need you to scream as loud as you ever have, okay? I want it to be so fucking loud, you don't need your voices on Monday, okay? Can you do that for me? I scream inside to deal with it, like, ah Go! All the time I'm grateful all the time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Oh, all the time I'm grateful all the fucking time (grateful all the time) I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Alright, Glastonbury We have two more songs for you guys, and we're only gonna play them under one condition And that condition is right now, I need everyone to go fucking crazy I need you to jump, I need you to scream, and I need you to put your fucking hands in the air Can you do that for me? Let's go!