Told my friends you were the one After I'd known you, like, one month And then you kissed some girl from high school And I stayed in bed for, like, a week When you said space was what you need Waited by my phone like a damn fool And now it don't mean a thing God, love's fuckin' embarrassing (Just) Watch as I crucify myself For some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell And I consoled you while you cried Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy My God, how could I be so stupid? You found a new version of me And I damn near started World War III Jesus, what was I even doin'? 'Cause now it don't mean a thing Love's fuckin' embarrassing Just watch as I crucify myself For some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell I give up, give up, I give up everything I placed my bets, and it's not worth anything I give up, but boy, I'm comin' back for more, yeah Now it don't mean a thing Love's fuckin' embarrassing Watch as I crucify myself Hey, hey, hey, for some weird second string Loser who's not worth mentioning My God, love's embarrassing as hell I give up, give up, I give up everything I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin' I'm givin' up, but bae, I'm comin' back for more