Um, so, one thing that you guys should know about me is that I fucking love England, I love England so much It's bands like The Cure that first got me acquainted with England, but um, now that I'm older and I've I've been around the block a few more times, I have so many things that I love about England I love pub culture, I love how nobody judges you for having a pint at noon, it's the best I love English sweets, like I love all the sweets from M&S, like Colin the Caterpillar, specifically True story, I have had three sticky toffee puddings since I have arrived at Glastonbury So safe to say I love English food And, um, as luck would have it, I also really love English boys And I wrote this next song while I was falling in love with this boy from London And as we were getting to know each other, we were discovering all of these like cross-cultural difference And I would make fun of him for eating a jacked potato with beans inside of it And he would make fun of me for pronouncing things very American, like I'm headlining Glastonberry, like it's a berry, and so, I took all of our little inside jokes And I made a song out of it and it's called so American, here it goes Drivin' on the right-side road He says I'm pretty wearin' his clothes And he's got hands that make hell seem cold Feet on the dashboard, he's like a poem I wish I wrote I wish I wro-o-ote When he laughs at all my jokes And he says I'm so American Oh God, it's just not fair of him To make me feel this much I'll go anywhere he goes And he says I'm so American Oh God, I'm gonna marry him If he keeps this shit up I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love God, I'm so boring and I'm so rude Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you The way you dress, the books you read I really love my bed, but it's hard to sleep when he's with me When he's with me, let's go When he laughs at all my jokes And he says I'm so American Oh God, it's just not fair of him To make me feel this much I'll go anywhere he goes He says I'm so American Oh God, I'm gonna marry him If he keeps this shit up I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love (I apologize if it's) A little too much, (just) a little too soon But if the conversation ever were to come up I don't wanna assume this stuff Glasto, are you in love? 'Cause I'm in love, love When he laughs at all my jokes He says I'm so American Oh God, it's just not fair of him To make me feel this much I'd go anywhere he goes And he says I'm so American Oh God, I'm gonna marry him If he keeps this shit up I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love