Well you can have a Coke and a smile but I need a little more to make me happy More than NutraSweet I haven't driven a Ford lately or been all I can be But it drives me crazy And if it's true that I can have it my way I'll have it with a little love I'm strong enough for a man but I'm made for a woman And I'm built Ford tough but I can't take this, can't you see? I raise my hand but you're not sure, you wash and go, you wash and go Won't the Pizza Hut come on and deliver me CHORUS: They say it's new and improved but I don't believe they know what I'm thinking of They say you can get up to fifty percent more free but that still can't buy me love You've got the right one baby, I'm the real thing (uh-huh) Four out of five dentists said you should be mine I wanna be a Pepper, I wanna be like Mike (I do, I do!) I'll take a licking but I'll still give you the time CHORUS