I can tell you're feeling wary But you can count on uncle Barry He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan Your whole look could use a shake-up You can borrow all my make-up And the pair of spanks I currently have on I think I'll pass Treat the whole world like your runway Make it fierce but in a fun way Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do And I don't mean to be rude, dear But you could use some attitude, dear Let's show the school that Tonight belongs to you One thing's universal Life's no dress rehearsal So why not make some waves before it's through Go big or you've blown it It's time that you own it Let's make it clear that Tonight belongs to you Now, whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it How do I do that? Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate You might find this disconcerting But old Barry's done some flirting Try to bat your eyes and smize Each time you grin I can guess your whole agenda You be Elphie I'm Glinda It's makeover time so why not just give in Come on One thing's universal Life's no dress rehearsal So why not make some waves before it's through Go big or you've blown it It's time that I own it Yes ma'am! Let's make it clear that Tonight belongs to you What? Belongs to me Oh God, I can't believe this is finally happening She almost ruined it for all of us Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot You look so hot Well I hate to sound conceited But the boys get overheated When I strike a pose or two like this You have to hand it to me I mean even I would do me Let's show the world Tonight belongs to us One thing's universal Life's no dress rehearsal Excuse me while I state the obvious Go big or you've blown it It's time that we own it Let's make it clear that Tonight belongs to us I have worked very hard on this night And I have a right to enjoy it, too Now you are going to have a wonderful prom Like a normal girl. I made sure of that What does that mean? I don't like when strangers get in my way Or anyone who messes with the PTA Well maybe that's just me But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do Now everyone is happy I promise you And I would never miss a night like this, Alyssa You're my superstar Now get your ass in the car Tonight belongs to us Tonight belongs to us One thing's universal Life's no dress rehearsal Excuse me while I state the obvious Go big or you've blown it It's time that we own it Let's make it clear that Tonight belongs to Make it clear that tonight belongs to Make it clear that tonight belongs to us