Far, very far from here, some 2000 miles away That's where they live and work and play Being a Smurf is good, so that's why we sing all day We're doing things the Smurfy way But there's danger there, lurking everywhere 'Cause Gargamel will catch them if he can! (Oh! I hate Smurfs) That is true, indeed, and we will retreat (I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do!) To Papa Smurf who always has a plan! (Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha!) No one will ever find the road to our hideaway We live there happily and gay Being a Smurf is good and that's why we sing all day Doing things the Smurfy way!