A is for the apple that he gave to me But I found a worm inside B is for beloved that I call to him before he left my side And C, see what he did, that’s D And did it to poor ol’ me How could I be such an Emotional fool? (F) G is for the gentlemen I thought he was When he first said hi H-I J is for the joker that is Jimmy B., the man who made me cry That’s a C And K Well, you know it’s just not okay To kiss and then run away Leaving alone without leaving a letter for Langtree M is for the misery he left me in Never to return again O what a poor (P) fool I’ve been, Queuing in line for him And R, are you the one for me? Yes, Say you’ll come back to me Why are you tempted to Tease me? Ohh You, Y not you, have got to Understand The value of a woman’s heart (V) Why, W not Y, did you think it was fine to X me from the start? And Y, yes Y Is the question that’s on my mind Oh why Why did you leave me right before reaching our Zenith? 1 is the number of men I’ve loved And 2 is the times I’ll say it’s you (it’s you)! 3 is the number of days you’ve been gone But it feels like four times two 8, at the hour the Sun goes down I remember life with you around I wish I had nine lives like that one