Darlin', I've been standin' here Just watchin' you all night And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times If I don't ask I'll never know This may sound dumb, but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither I'm glad that we agree Believe me That's a big relief Well, this place is awful crowded And this music is so loud Would you like to go And grab a bite to eat? Me neither It's nice to finally meet a girl Who doesn't move to fast I was only checkin' That's the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow You and I should take this slow And, darlin', tell me Would you like to dance? Me neither I was just bein' polite Thank goodness My feet are much too tired I'm sure you're tired too I can see an empty booth Would you like to maybe sit And talk a while? Me neither We'd never get along I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time And I'm runnin' outta lines Don't you think it's time for me to end this song? Me neither