Other boys are boring They're stupid and they're rude It's terribly appalling That none of them is you I hate what they're wearing And all of their tattoos Other boys are boring You're all I wanna do Can't ask a drowning man for flowers Can't ask a rabid dog for love I wasted months, I wasted hours Believing in you like a God Oh, I swear I'm gonna find somebody Find someone that isn't bad for my health Oh, and darling, one day you'll be sorry And I'll be with someone else But other boys are boring They're stupid and they're rude It's terribly appalling That none of them is you I hate what they're wearing And all of their tattoos Other boys are boring You're all I wanna do You should know that there'll be smarter man That's gonna love me better Might think of you when he tries to hold my hand But that won't last forever Oh, I swear I'm gonna find somebody Find someone that isn't bad for my health Oh, and darling, one day you'll be sorry And I'll be with someone else But other boys are boring They're stupid and they're rude It's terribly appalling That none of them is you I hate what they're wearing And all of their tattoos Other boys are boring You're all I wanna do