He's a confident man Relaxed and sef-assured But there's one situation Makes him feel so insecure When he takes a public leak He becomes all shy and meek He just can't let it go If another guy might be looking below He's pee shy Even in the men's room There's pressure to compete If you can't pee quick enough They might think you're beating meat When he takes a public leak He always has to sneak a peek Got to see with his own eyes Does he mesure up for size? There's a beefy hunk Of porno movie fame s truts his stuff on screen Without a shred of shame But in front of that bar tough His tap just stays turned off He can't unleash his spray Until the others have gone away