Well if I tried I could be an alcoholic But I'm just too lazy to pick up a bottle and run with it Because I just can't stand to change my daily routine And the only girls who give me the time of day Are far too young to realize the horrible mistake that they've made I'm the horrible mistake they've made Self-deprecation is my favorite pastime after time It just gets more mutilated inside of my chest But at best I can still wake up in the morning And do it all over again All over again This isn't a song about how much you hurt me I promise It's a song about how much I fucked up And put you under so much goddamn pressure And made you think you ruined me When I had it in me all along Had it in me all along This isn't a song about how much you hurt me I promise It's a song about how much I fucked up And put you under so much goddamn pressure And made you think you ruined me When I had it in me all along Had it in me all along