Says it ain't but the one thing: That grieve my mind All these women: And none is mine Says a little fish big fish: Swimming in the water Come on back here man: And give me my quarter It's like hunting for a needle: In a bed of sand Trying to find a woman: Haven't got no man Three barrels of your whiskey: Four barrels of gin Says I have a papa home: And you can't come in Says god made a woman: And he made her mighty funny Kiss her on the mouth: Just sweet as any honey Now who in the ham: And the confoundation Been sowing them potatoes: On my plantation Now the scariest I ever been: In my life Uncle caught me: Kissing his wife Now if this was a coffeepot: And that was a spout I'll be the *worst* boy: To pour the coffee out