G#m B
Subah utha khola akhbaar
E F#
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
G#m B
Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
E F#
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar
G#m B
Do minute ki jhapki ki, Photo lag gayi chaar
E F#
“Baba pee ke out”, Aisa chhapa samachar
G#m B
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
E F#
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
G#m B
Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
E F#
Saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”
G#m B
Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
E F#
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad
G#m B
Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
[Chorus]
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
N.C.
According to sources…(abbe chup!) Yeah yeah…(Abhi bas ho gaya!)
[Verse]
G#m
Jo bhi limelight mein
E
Wo sutron ki side mein
C#
Kaun sa bakra kab katega
E
Kab hoga shaamil woh
F# G#m B E F#
Sutron ki diet mein
[Verse]
G# B
Chhapi jmiski khabar bani uski Qabar
E F#
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr
G#m B
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
E F#
Baar baar… baar baar…
G#m B
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
E F#
Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad
[Pre-Chorus]
G#m B
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
[Chorus]
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
[Verse]
N.C.
Then one day,
G#m B
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
E F#
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko
G#m B
Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
E F#
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!
[Instrumental]
G#m B E F#
[Verse]
G#m B
“Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
E F#
Car mein rota hoon
G#m B
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
E F#
Ek pal naa sota hoon”
G#m
Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
G#m
Kya bola?
[Verse]
G#m
Wo ho ho…
B
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
E
Main khush huaa
F#
Bolo chalo end of story
B
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
E
Main khush huaa
F# G#m
Bolo chalo end of story
[Verse]
G#m
But saala phir agle din
G#m B
Subah utha khola akhbaar
E F#
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
G#m B
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
E F#
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?
G#m B
“Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
E F#
Baba attempts suicide in the car”
G#m
Breaking News!
B E
Baba attempts suicide in the car
E F#
[Ha ha ha Iski maa k]i!
[Verse]
G#m B
Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar
E F#
Phir se likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”
G#m B
Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
E F#
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar
G#m B
Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
[Chorus]
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya
G#m B
Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
E F$
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya!
[Instrumental]
G#m B E F#
[Outro]
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
