If I had a million, I would build you a mansion A hundred miles from nowhere with all a girl could need We would run through the hallways and dance in the backyard If we ain't got no neighbors, ain't no one will see And if I had a speed plane, we'd fly across the land Settle in some little border town We'd drink margaritas and dance to mariachis Put you on my speed plane and I would bring you back home And if I had a steamboat, we'd sail across the ocean Dock in some little port of call We would have a fine time with swiss cheese and french wine Put you on my steamboat and I would bring you back home But I ain't got a million and I ain't got a speed plane I ain't got no boat upon the sea All I've got is two strong arms to hold you so tightly So baby, won't you, won't you please, come back home with me?