F
If you’ve got a caper
G
Then you know who to call
C
It’s The Sneak!
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who’s that dapper swindler
G
Out of Tammany Hall?
C7
(Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do)
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
That charming little whatzit
G
Who’s The Strong Man’s greatest pal?
C
It’s The Sneak!
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who did the Hully Gully
G
On the Panama Canal?
C7
(Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo)
F
It’s The Sneak!
[Solo]
F G C F x2
[Verse 2]
F
Who’s that jaunty jackanapes
G
With moxie and pizzazz?
C
It’s The Sneak! (Yes, sir!)
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who’s been drinking bootleg hooch
G
And listening to the jazz?
C7
(Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do)
F
It’s The Sneak!
[Bridge]
Dm C#m Cm B
Who captures all the flapper girls’ affections?
Cm
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?
Cm
He’s dastardly!
C#m
He loves catastrophe!
Dm
His schemes are masterly!
D#m
Takes tea at half past three!
C
That sneaky sneaker’s sneakin’ all over town!
[Verse 3]
F
Who dropped The Homestar Runner
G
From his flying machine? (Humdinger!)
C
Is it The Sneak? (28 skiddoo!)
F
It’s The Sneak!
F
Who put a Bengal tiger
G
In The Kaiser’s latrine? (Ach du Lieber!)
C
It’s The Sneak! (What’s the rumpus?)
C7
You know it’s The Sneak! (Take it home!)
C7
The Sneakity Sneak all day long!
F
