I keep my radio up on the shelf DJ Manny tells me I should just be myself I keep my radio up on the shelf DJ Manny tells me I should just be myself But if I never win And I only lose Then I need someone to help me through my North American Blues Every day I find myself in a jam The televison tells me just to be who I am Every day I find myself in a jam The televison tells me just to be who I am But if I never win And I only lose Then I need someone to help me through my North American Blues Well, there's North Dakota, South Dakota Carolinas too There's a million golden arches And a big one in St. Louis There's Mexico and Canada Alaska way up top But I'm stuck here in the middle Wondering how to make it stop How to make it stop How to make it, yeah The pappers tells me I have nothing to fear But I don' like the picture when I'm looking in the mirror The pappers tells me I have nothing to fear But I don' like the picture when I'm looking in the mirror And if I never win And I only lose Then I need someone to help me through my North American Blues And if I never win And I only lose Then I need someone to help me through my North American Blues Yeah, and if I never win And I only lose Then I need someone to help me through my North American Blues