There were three laughing girls That were insanely dressed With masks on their faces And bosoms quite bleseed They were laughing at you They were laughing at me They laughed each other As they sailed out to the sea The girl with on the left was respectfully known As one who could bring down a king from his throne In fact she had recently done so in Spain Now she'll sailed across the water to do it again The girl in the middle never took off her hats Except for a man with a posh London flat The gentlemen loved her for her pretty head While she took the loot and hid under his bed When the last woman laughed in a secretive way She had met with a man and a king yesterday The man had paid handsomely to find their lost girls And to bring them to justice in the civilized world She called up the man of the ship's telephone I’ve found them at last, they’re escaping to Rome Except that this voyage was going to France With three laughing girls and their fee in advance