Backwoods Nation

Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers 
Turn their attention from beating the buggers 
Pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers 

Backwoods nation... 

Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen 
To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy 
Of good versus evil ignoring the history
Of the Backwoods Nation

Ain't it a shame 
When due process
Stands in the way of swift justice

Calling all frat' boys 
To trade in their hazing 
Their keggers and cocaine 
And casual date raping 
For cabinet appointments 
And rose-garden tapings 

Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation