I met a man named ebenezer South of camden high With calloused hands, stood at a slant And no one dared walk by His heart was hard and sharp as flint His door was lined with locks As lonesome as an oyster And he was greedy as a fox He was a penny-pinching Fist-clenching Sick and stingy grouch Don't ask him about Christmas He'll growl no way, no how His crooked frown appalled the town so I too stayed away But one night I got turned around And heard a man behind me say Bah humbug, bah humbug, bah humbug That was all he said Bah humbug, bah humbug, bah humbug Well a ghostly figure touched his sleeve And time flipped upside down He saw a boy, so innocent Unlike the man he is now Then a second ghost showed him a home A family full of love All he heard was friendly laughter Not a-one of 'em was singing Bah humbug, bah humbug, bah humbug That was all he said Then a third ghost with a black cloak He showed him what can happen when we reap what we sow All he heard was crickets chirpin' As he laid to rest While the town was busy smirkin' Saying it's for the best They were singing Bah humbug, bah humbug, bah humbug And that was all they said Humbug, bah humbug Bah humbug, bah humbug Bah humbug Yeah! (Bah humbug) He said, oh, no! Look what I've done! Is it too late to change my ways? Then he snapped back to present day Bah hum, bah hum, bah hum, bah humbug That ebenezer scrooge Bah humbug! Bah humbug! Bah humbug! Well it's Christmas morning! (Christmas morning!) It's a brand new day! (Brand new day!) He's thinkin' I'm done (I'm done!) I'm done Singing that a-bah humbug! From here on out I'm spreading love! I'm singin' I'm done (I'm done!) I'm done! (I'm done!) Singin' that a-bah hum bug! Merry Christmas! (Merry Christmas!) Merry Christmas everyone! No more mumblin' grumblin' grumblin' No more bah humbug Merry Christmas! (Merry Christmas!) Merry Christmas! No more mumblin' No more grumblin' No more grumpy fissy fussin' No more! (No more!) Bah! Hum! Bug! Bah humbug! Merry Christmas everyone!