[Chiron] Welcome to camp! [All] When you're beaten and you’re bloody and you're face down in the mud When the harpies try to eat you, you're on fire, there’s a flood You can bet that you're on the shore of camp half-blood You can bet that you're on the shore of camp half-blood Camp half-blood Where only half of us survive Camp half-blood Be glad you're still alive Camp half-blood Where only half of us survive Camp half-blood Be glad you're still alive! [Mr. D] This is why no one watches the orientation film!