I'll never really understand why I believe you You're so sly and underhand I think I'll leave you Everything I stole since we met I stole no kisses Just some books and the odd cigarette It's raining No, it's sunny Oh, you scuppered all my best-laid plans I can't believe you dismissed my pleas right out of hand I can't believe you listed everything I stole since we met I stole no kisses Just some books and a butterfly-lid It's raining No, it's sunny I never lacked causes anyway, oh no I never lacked causes anyway, hey oh It's true what they say It's true what they say Hey, oh!