I was in a quarter-life crisis and I couldn't explain I'd been feelin' so different about all the same things Remember that summer that I shaved my head Just to prove that I have control over something I played The Sims till I was 21 I had a little life that I always wanted Till you dragged me along to your best friend's party Where the conversation always started Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of them I make jokes whеn I been feelin' uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble I walkеd in, you said: Damn, that's a shaved head Did you go to the barber, ask for a Natalie Portman? Actually, I was blacked out and alone in my bathroom Shavin' my own head in the mirror Sure you can touch it, and yes, it's so soft No, I don't feel different. I still feel fucking lost Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of them I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut? I think I cut damn near every last one of them I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble I was in a quarter-life crisis and I can't explain Why I'm feelin' so different about all the same things