Well, she came looking for me with her arms open wide Like some long-lost friend of mine She said: Excuse me, but do you remember me? I said: No, I don't believe I do So she looked me up and down and undressed me with her eyes And she said: You've got everything I need, you've got everything I want So I said: Okay You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, 'cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on, take my bag, it's yours If you love it, you can have it, if you love it Ain't no problem if you love it Come on, take it if you love it So her friend came up to me with a pen and paper in her hand Expressing some interest in the number of my room She said: Excuse me, but do you remember me? I said: No, she said: Can I appeal to you? So I looked her up and down and realising her insinuations I blushed She said: Listen, babe, you don't know me No, you don't know me, but you owe me And I love you, yes, I love you Put your arms around me 'cause I love you And I got all your records, and I love you So I suggested You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, 'cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on, take my bag, it's yours If you love it, you can have it, if you love it I got no problem if you love it Come on, take it if you love it Love, come on love it Well, later that day this guy came to me with a scrap of paper in his hand He said: Hey, buddy! Can you sign your name for me? I said: Why, do I owe you money? He said: No I said: Listen, pal, do I know you, have we ever met? Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper? He said: I love you I don't know you, but I love you Like my brother, I love you Put your arms around me 'cause I love you I said: Hey, let's not rush things You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, 'cause I don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on, take my bag, it's yours If you love it, you can have it if you love it Ain't no problem if you love it Come on, take it if you love it Love it, come on, love it Ain't no problem for me if you want it Take my hat, take my bags, I don't need nothing You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat Come on, wear my hat, wear my hat You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat You can take anything you want Take my bag, it's yours You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat Come on, wear my hat, wear my hat