I mean, it's like your hair was genetically engineered to ensnare those giant fruit bats And you like that about me? It's certainly interesting But it's not what I like about you And what then? Well, let me put it on a song All throughout history men fall in love with women You wanna know why, well, let's start from the beginning I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight From scientific propagation of the species To poets and philosophers Your Baudelaires and Nietzsches I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight But if you're asking for specifics Well this isn't hieroglyphics If you want to know sincerely Listen up, I'll tell you clearly What I like about you is So You were saying? Oh, yeah I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight I see you still don't get it But you really shouldn't sweat it I'll say it one more time with feeling Here's the reason you're appealing What I like about you is- What I like about you is- What I like about you is-