Suction Cup Man is coming around
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I'm pretty hot, you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I'll climb your tower in just an hour
You can't kill me, I'm way too cool
I'm smudging up your windows, fool!
Suction Cup Maaaan (Hey, that's me!)
His name is Suction Cup Maaaan (Fuck yeah it is!)
Fuck you, he's Suction Cup Maaa-aa-aaa-aaaaan! (I have my own theme song!)
Fuck yeah, let's do another verse!
Fuck your shit, I'm going up
You can't unsuck my suction cup
There's só much stuff I'm yet tô climb
Só while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I'm climbing up só far
I'll play a tune on my guitar
I don't climb for girls or money
I climb 'cause it's fucking funny!
Suction Cup Ma-a-a-an
(It's me again!)
His name is Suction Cup Ma-a-a-an
(My favorite words are the vulgar ones!)
Fuck you, he's Suction Cup M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(That's the shit I'm talking about!)
Breakdown, motherfucker! Ooh, shit!
Climbin' towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skills
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But his signs of stopping never show
He'll climb anything, he's a pro
As he's shouting, look at me go!
M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(His name is)
M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(Suction Cup)
M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(Fuck you, he's)
M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(His name is Suction Cup Man!)
Suction Cup Ma-a-a-an
(One more time baby, oh lord!)
His name is Suction Cup Ma-a-a-an
(I'm like a superhero but fucking pointless!)
Fuck you, he's Suction Cup M-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-an!
(Just try to get me off your tower!)
Fuck!
