B         E       B                 E     B
He is good at certain things, Like making you feel guilty
            E     B       G
And disappointing everybody, At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back, And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast

    F#
He says I only see his faults
     A     E    F#
But that's not true
                               A   E F#
I'm trying to have a positive attitude
      G                      A
Yeah, he is good, really good
          B
At certain things 

         E      B                             E    B
She is good at certain things, Like staying home watching T.V.
                          E    B     G
Yeah, she really does it perfectly, But that's not all, you also get

Snotty condescending comments, And she's really good at turning

A small problem Into a huge dramatic mess

F#                          B    E     F#
These talents didn't come naturally though

It took a lot of practice
              B   E  F#
To get them down so well
     G                  A
Now she is good, really good
                  B
At certain things 

D, G, D, G

B              E     B                E       B
They were both really good, really good friends of mine
                        G
But people they change over time, Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other
                    A        B
They make such a wonderful couple