A F#m E Dmaj7 (These chords apply to the entire song as well) [Verses] A F#m Konnichiwa Senpai, please notice me E Dmaj7 I watch Asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo A F#m I live in my mom's house, I'm like thirty-two E Dmaj7 I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo A F#m E Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but I will always be one step ahead of you, Dmaj7 Because I read the manga (Your such a fucking pleb, are you even japanese bro?) A I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks, F#m E All my friends and peers are ashamed of me, Cus' all of a sudden, Dmaj7 I think I'm japanese [Chorus] A Yes I'm a weeaboo, F#m yes I'm a weeaboo, E yes I'm a weeaboo, Dmaj7 yes I'm a weeaboo, A A filthy weeaboo, (Naruto is so overrated) F#m a dirty weeaboo, (You wanna see my katana collection?) E a fucking weeaboo, (I'm learning japanese on Rosetta Stone) Dmaj7 a disgusting weeaboo (So I'm basically like, Japanese now) [Verses] A I live in my computer desk, F#m and argue with teenagers on the internet, E about atheism, Dmaj7 and how Japan is superior to other countries A I learned a bit of Japanese, F#m E and now I'm qualified to be a part of their community, Dmaj7 so I made my avatar a kawaii waifu [Chorus] A Yes I'm a weeaboo, F#m yes I'm a weeaboo, E yes I'm a weeaboo, Dmaj7 yes I'm a weeaboo, A A filthy weeaboo, (Duh, everybody wears kimonos) F#m a dirty weeaboo, (Ninjas are still real okay?) E a fucking weeaboo, (Uh, Konnichiwa!) Dmaj7 a disgusting weeaboo (Domo Arigato!)