Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk showhost That I used to live with who once told me that the sky wasgreen. I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, discome to oblivion baby. He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when westarted to grow apart. Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin Wretched Ohhh My soul No pain No gain Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I wasseduced by his wife And then I fell in love with his daughter. And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok? Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with anelectric can opener. Yaaoucha! He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of hissweet Jimmy Dean. Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul If it don't hurt It don't work No I was alone but that was only the beginning Said I was alone but that was only the beginning Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning I was alone but that was only the beginning Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? Say 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul