Hey there honey pie I'm begging, baby, please For you to notice me And be free of disease If I am charming Will you take me home tonight? I promise that I'll leave Before you turn out the light I look to you To validate my life You are the cutest thing in THIS bar tonight How many drinks will I have to buy to figure out I'm not that kind of guy? Do you ever feel like you're life is dictated by impossible ideals? Do you ever find You left the important things behind?