Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get a way? All those nights when you've got no lights, the check is in themail And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail And your third fiance didn't show SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You wanna be where you can see, all troubles are all the same You wanna go where everybody knows your name Roll out of bed, mr. coffee's dead, the morning's lookingbright And your shrink ran off to europe, and didn't even write And your husband wants to be a girl... BE GLAD THERE'S ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You wanna go where people know, people are all the same You wanna go where everybody knows your name