I bite at the hand that feeds me Slap at the face that eats me Some kind of animal cannibal Animal? Cannibal? Sharon attracted violent man Strangely, she had a way of making the violence Seem like it was their idea Her friend Janice was cut from the same mold They even liked the same perfume Arthur who had been following the closely Was similarly disposed The three of them had two things in common Violence and perfume Hm, hum, hm, hum, hm Hum This one here smell great Which one? Its smell like mother's crazy sister Kate Oh, you think so? Yeah, I do It's smell so good, she couldn't have been that crazy I don't think so Oh, you don't think so Huh, no Well, she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven To eat? Yeah! To eat?! Oh, no, no, no Silly to dry it But, it exploded They were both found dead She must have been Out of her head Here it is There's my favorite perfume We've been looking for Everywhere Why don't you buy one for me too and I'll meet you at the door Okay, okay Bye bye, bye bye Bye bye How do I meet the strangest men They always seem to find me Remember that time way back when I Kissed a guy who ate his women friends Now only dogs will follow me Is he following? I bite at the hand that feeds me Slap at the face that eats me Some kind of animal cannibal Made impressions on me Have we met before? Possibly in Michigan In some strange department store We won't see him anymore Who knows how some people turn to strange ones Is it up to me to make them into dead ones Here we go again I bite at the hand that feeds me Slap at the face that eats me Some kind of animal cannibal Animal? Cannibal? Bye bye, bye bye Arthur longed for that sexual scent that smaller like home He'd used so many masks to disguise himself That held forgotten who he was Who he'd known? He imagined himself a frog transformed into a prince charming He felt the moment he kissed her He would become the man she would want him to be Hello? Hello There's a strange looking man at my door What's he look like, Sharon? Is he that one I won't be seeing anymore? Well, he's not your run or the mill Animal Fiend Sharon, Sharon, what do you mean? He's got the head and it's the size of a wolf? And a mouth as large as a Sharon, what do you mean? Well, he's got the head and it's the size of a wolf And a mouth as large as a The better to eat you with my dear You have two choices One, I will eat you now Or two. I will cut your arms and legs off One by one and eat them Slowly Why? For love Why? For love But, love shouldn't cost an AMR and a leg For love But do you love me? You smell so good The sweetest flower of all Have there been others? Six Then I am the Seventh