California sober on the Highway One Bullseye over my shoulder, thought I saw someone Lookin' for a ride Trouble and some danger is goin' out here long Still some fuckin' mornin', now she's on the run And she wanna get high She said I'll take you on a little trip, come on, give these lips a try She drank up of my whiskey, blew down all my smoke I became the punchline of some cosmic joke I thought I was dry Kinda wanted to cry She whispered: Pull it over, I said: You're the boss In a southern drawl, said: Here's where I get off I've enjoyed the time She said Baby, give me one more kiss before I kiss your ass goodbye Leavin' me some diesel just to get back home Tryin' to blow the man in front my money, long Had to bump a ride So if you see him day just walkin' 'round Son, you better just pass him by And if you see him hollerin' on the ground Bet your ass ain't seen his mine Uh-huh Huh