All the boys I know love Diana, some calming apparition you bet she is The world careering nightmare somewhere it is her arms reach out And stop the savagery at least they do for me Her eyes china blue saucers she's born that way She tastes of apple strudel you can tell she does With arms that hold sweet William to her breast I wish that it were true our family includes you Even though you're warped and unattractive I see I've made you cry by saying here comes the bride There's always some sweet petticoat grabs the eye That's why the boys and girls love Diana Looking for a star, looking for a star Looking for a star is fine. If we don't find it here If we don't find it now what are we going to say What are we going to say ? Her eyes china blue saucers she's born that way She tastes of apple strudel you can tell she does With arms that hold sweet William to her breast The darling of, the darling of, creation of the editor I guess that's what, suppose that's what she's for I hope they're crying in their sleep for promises they cannot keep For disappointments rooted deep That's why the boys and girls love Diana